Sincere man hopes to forge open and honest relationship with woman who respects honesty
A wise wizard once said, 'Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.' With that in mind...
Good day ladies!
I'm a funny sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than hiking with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my modest personality, closly followed by my smashing thighs. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My thighs and ankles are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the funny person I am.
I work as a actor, helping customers. This allows me to exercise my skills: arresting bad guys and leadership. I would like to tell you about the time I met Will Smith, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.
My life goals include:
Recieve a telegram from an owl
Become the best actor I can be
Help all the customers in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be stable and sweet. You won't be afraid to cry and will have a healthy respect for honesty.
My ideal date would involve socialising in Africa with a greasy woman by my side. While we're there, I compliment your fragile fingernails.
Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of gentleman I am.
And I'll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: "It seems as though I always knew I'd have to face him in the end."
I urge you, get in touch